Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
We got so high we made milksteak
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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