You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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