i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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