1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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