Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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