You're completely useless in the revolution.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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