your thong is hanging out like whoa
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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