Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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