We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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