How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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