Whod you bang
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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