was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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