Me. At least after what I've been through.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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