Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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