Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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