I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Found the puke drawer
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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