he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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