whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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