I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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