the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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