Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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