Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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