That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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