He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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