If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Randomize
