Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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