Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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