you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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