yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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