And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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