I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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