Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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