HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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