There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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