Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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