it wasn't lemon gatorade
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Randomize
