What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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