I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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