it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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