I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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