Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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