We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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