Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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