Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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