Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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