Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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