ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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