a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
birth control should be required to get into college
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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