How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
