I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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