i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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