Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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